SHHHKLORP!
Dad finishes scalping Jack.
A jellyfish of pulpy tissue clings to the skull he hands me.
I carefully amputate the remaining tissue and turn to Jack’s lifeless face.
“Don’t worry. I’ll take excellent care of you.”
I extract the chilled, oozing flesh of the pumpkin.
I mark out the locations for the incisions.
Gently, we cut through the tough, rubbery skin.
Jack grins when we complete his facelift.
I reattach his skull and Jack lights up even more.
“There! Good as new. You didn’t even feel a thing!”
Dad finishes scalping Jack.
A jellyfish of pulpy tissue clings to the skull he hands me.
I carefully amputate the remaining tissue and turn to Jack’s lifeless face.
“Don’t worry. I’ll take excellent care of you.”
I extract the chilled, oozing flesh of the pumpkin.
I mark out the locations for the incisions.
Gently, we cut through the tough, rubbery skin.
Jack grins when we complete his facelift.
I reattach his skull and Jack lights up even more.
“There! Good as new. You didn’t even feel a thing!”